Hmm, up again today, and I’ll predict now that I’ll be even heavier tomorrow, as I’m having that rare experience known as “a night out”. Food will be eaten, drinks will be drunk, as in all probability will I be.
As I’m posting this in the morning, I can’t show you any pictures I might have taken later today, as that would cause a temporal paradox or something. So here’s one of the developments at Newcastle University.
 Not that I’m actually posting this tomorrow, of course.
 Just a wee bit, you understand
 Look, that’s what the timestamp of the post says, and would it lie?