Yes, it’s another weightless report[1] from sunny[2] South Wales. The on/off rain put us off plan A, which was a visit to Manor House Wildlife Park, so we adopted Plan B, which was lunch at Pizza Hut with my brother[3] and his daughters[4].

Today’s picture is a lovely bit of nonsense I spotted in Newcastle a while ago:

Please take…

And if you can’t make out the small print, here’s a closer look:

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[1] Sorry, I like using that word
[2] Some of the time
[3] Hi Geoff
[4] I’d say hi, but I don’t think they read this…