A long long time ago, on a list far far away, it was alleged that 90% of my posts could be replaced by numbers corresponding to my most frequent comments. While I utterly denied this, I went along with the joke for a while and even recorded some sound files of these allegedly often repeated sayings.
- He’s never denied it
- So, no change there, then
- Naah, it’s your end, not mine
- Life? Don’t talk to me about life
- So, it’s pick on Les day, I see
- I am completely innocent
- Uh huh
- Context alert!
- I blame AJ
- I seeeeeeeeeeee…
- Woo hoo hoo hoo!
- Not really
Kevin Miller wanted to know how I pronounce Gaggia
Martin wanted to know about the sandwiches.
Oh, please, Mary!
Did all this work keep people happy? Did it heck as like!
Twisty wanted to indulge in her fantasies.
Brian, I am telling you that Harry is not hairy.
Questions have been asked about Birmingham.
Tom wanted something for Edward.
Twisty, having had her fantasies dealt with earlier, wanted to hear me speak her name.
It’s a dog‘s life, isn’t it, Twisty?
It’s offally good, isn’t it?
The ever-demanding Mr Miller wanted a ringtone.
Gary had a strange request
Michèle wanted to hear me whisper Sweet Nothings
And finally, here’s a message from Twisty
 Or perhaps more
 It is also claimed that I do that a lot
 Until I forgot, or something
 Hi Kevin!!
 Hi Sherry!
 Hi Michèle!
 Hi Tom!
 Hi Twisty!
 For now, at least