Today is St David’s Day, national day of Wales. Just thought I’d mention that. If I could remember more Welsh, I’d say something more detailed, but I’ll just have to settle for the deep, profound statement:
Dydw i ddim yn siarad Cymraeg
Which, I think, says it all.
 OK, I’ll be nice: it means “I do not speak Welsh”
 Assuming I didn’t mistype anything….