It’s quite shocking, the things I have to put up with. For a while now, some people have been claiming that I bear a slight resemblance to some TV personality known as Simon Cowell.
And now, one of my friends has created a web page drawing attention to this vicious attack! I’m shocked! Outraged! And other things!
Update: The page has long since drifted off to wherever old web pages go
 Pop Idol in the UK, and its American equivalent, apparently. Wouldn’t know, as I wouldn’t watch that kind of thing without being paid a very large sum of money up front.
 Who shall remain nameless for the moment, but you know who you are, Gordon
 Ooops :grin