Doesn’t look anything like me

You may have noticed that it’s been a bit quiet around here. Had a complete lack of tuits, but I should be catching up soon.

Anyway, those of you who know me[1] may be aware that some people think I bear a slight resemblance to someone called Simon Cowell[2]. Naturally, I deny this.[3] However, today while I was in the Grainger Market to buy some coffee, I passed a shop that had this in the window.

Simon. Not Les.

Apparently, it’s a talking Simon Cowell. I almost decided to buy it, just to prove that he looks nothing like me.

[1] Hi Twisty! :wave:
[2] Apparently he gets paid loads of money for insulting people on TV shows. Hey, I could do that!
[3] I do that a lot :cheesy:

18 thoughts on “Doesn’t look anything like me

  1. Twisty

    Hi Sugarcakes! The resemblance is amazing – I can’t even tell the two of you apart. Clearly, Simon adopted your likeness (he used to be red-haired and freckly, you know) and now look who’s raking in all that fabulous cash? He’s even been known to plagiarize your expressions – “Dreadful!” “Barbaric!” Buy the doll and stick pins in it, I say.

  2. Twisty

    Oh, I know now! It’s that naughty Aaron! *That’s* who it is! Who, after all, is more devilish? …[Edit]…Demonic” indeed!

  3. Les Post author

    I would never stick pins in Aaron! He’s a good boy, so there! And please be careful what you say about people on public websites! :evil: I’ll give you another clue: the person who needs to have pins stuck in them is a world-renowned expert in the Dark Art of Backwardicity. :twisted:

  4. Twisty

    Ah yes, I’d forgotten where I was for a moment – all apologies. Hmmm…..”world-renowned expert in the Dark Art of Backwardicity”….so that means you’re going to buy that Les doll and stick pins in it then? :cool:

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