You may have noticed that it’s been a bit quiet around here. Had a complete lack of tuits, but I should be catching up soon.
Anyway, those of you who know me may be aware that some people think I bear a slight resemblance to someone called Simon Cowell. Naturally, I deny this. However, today while I was in the Grainger Market to buy some coffee, I passed a shop that had this in the window.
Apparently, it’s a talking Simon Cowell. I almost decided to buy it, just to prove that he looks nothing like me.
 Hi Twisty!
 Apparently he gets paid loads of money for insulting people on TV shows. Hey, I could do that!
 I do that a lot