Just back from a training course in Leeds. Stayed at the rather nice Novotel, where I was pleased to find this nice safe. It’s been sensibly designed to hold laptops and other such valuable items.
However, I was slightly alarmed by this warning sign inside the door:
My phone’s camera isn’t all that good at focussing close up, but you should be able to make out that it says
SUFFOCATION DANGER EXISTS
A very sound warning. But personally, I’m inclined to think that if you’ve managed to squeeze into there, lack of oxygen isn’t your only problem…
 Nicely equipped modern hotel, close to station, office and training centre
 I have seen hotel room safes that wouldn’t hold even the smallest laptop