Well, having started forgetting to forget to shave, today I forgot that I was thinking of letting my hair grow a bit. Well, that’s not strictly true, actually. I sort of started letting it grow in conjunction with the forgetting to shave thing. It had just got to the point where actual work was required each morning – gel and even a comb had to be deployed. Now if I was going to try to grow it longer, I’d have had to have it cut and thinned out and generally sorted out on a fairly frequent basis. That’s because my hair grows really thickly. It tends to grow outwards rather than downwards. Anyway, I decided that today was the day for a trim. But when it came down to it, I decided I couldn’t really be bothered with having high-maintenance hair and reverted to my usual 3-2-1.
And that concludes this exciting report. Anyone still awake?
 Good word, that. Slightly silly use of it, but this is a slightly silly site.
 But if concentrate and work hard, I’m sure I can make it very silly
 That’s the clippers used on the top, and working down the back and sides, not an old TV game show