My friend William told me about this one. It comes from the “too loony to make up” department, and it actually does seem to be true, according to various news sources. Man uses toilet on plane. Man doesn’t notice it at the time, but drops his iPod in an unfortunate place. Now that would be the basis for a funny enough story, but in times of heightened
paranoia security, it led to rather more fuss. Read and enjoy.
 Hi William!