Fun with words…

My brother[1] sent me these, and I thought they were so bad, that I had to share them.

  • A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
  • A will is a dead giveaway
  • Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
  • A backward poet writes inverse.
  • In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
  • A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
  • If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
  • Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

[1] Hi bruv :wave: [2]
[2] Name concealed to protect the guilty

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