But this was sent to me by a blonde, and as in this case the blonde isn’t being stereotyped, and it’s nearly a year since the last one, I thought I’d pass it on…
I needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “crazy” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “crazy” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb. He said “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days”. I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her “…And where do you think you’re going?”
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!”
 Hi Twisty!