Taxi!

If you order a taxi in Newport, South Wales, it might arrive sooner than you expect if this report is anything to go on. A taxi driver was sent a fixed penalty notice for driving at 420mph in a 30mph area.

The authorities insist that this was not an error in the recording equipment. I can only assume that the taxi driver is actually an undercover Torchwood agent, with some secret alien technology powering his twelve year old Cavalier. The claim that it was some kind of administrative error is obviously a cover-up.