BBC News reports that a garage in the Jesmond suburb of Newcastle is on sale for £30,000. Not a big garage, just one of those thingies for a single car with an up-and-over door. Now that’s a pretty silly price for somewhere to put a car, but the most alarming part is that according to the BBC
The property, which boasts a light blue up and over door, measures just over 17ft by 2ft .
 They’ll probably correct that later…
 Update: and so they have. Apparently it’s 20ft not 2ft