Humph. No change since yesterday, which either means I’ve turned into a bloat monster, or my weighing scale is stuck. Or it’s been confused by the clocks going forward. Yes, that’s it!! My weight is an hour behind, or something.
I think it’s a cunning plot to make tomorrow’s expected end of month round-up look bad. Yes, that’ll be it!
 I’m sure fancy digital thingies can do that.