A bit of random clickage reminded me about QDB, which assembles random quotes from online chat sessions. It contains much that is funny (often in scurrilous, crude and offensive ways, so be warned before you click), much that is weird, and a fair bit that is just entirely true:
sterano: Whats the difference between Raid_0 and Raid_1?
Steve: In Raid_0 the zero stands for how many files you are going to get back if something goes wrong.
Very true. I speak from experience.
 Quote Database