Well, Sam seemed a little upset about the missing footnote in the title, and I can’t upset my reader, can I? So it’s back.
I’ll think about putting an actual footnote for the  to refer to at some point…
 Hi Sam
 Sam once claimed to read every word I write, which either means he reads very quickly, has too much time on his hands, or he’s completely crazy. Or some combination of some or all of those.
 Including the ones on odd bits of paper scattered around my desk, allegedly
 A condition brought about by reading too many of my footnotes, quite likely
 There may be others…