One of those mildly silly internet test thingies came to my attention. The person who tweeted it admitted to writing like Dan Brown, so I clicked to have a look. Basically, you paste a lump of your writing into a box and it tells you which famous writer your work most resembles. Or something. I decided to feed it my moderately long post on the Doctor Who series finale, which made it come back with this result:
Which presumably means that hardly anyone gets past the first few sentences before muttering “what the photon is he on about?” and giving up in disgust….
 Financially, this might be a Good Thing. Otherwise, not so good.