Strange things are happening in Newcastle! The city council has persuaded shops and other such things to stay open later in the evenings, which is quite nice if you want to do a bit of shopping after work, but it seems all the extra activity has attracted strange creatures from other dimensions. As I walked up Grey Street this evening, I saw a strange glow near Grey’s Monument. Thinking nothing of my safety, I took my trusty Olympus Pen in hand and approached….
I was shocked to see that the city has been invaded by a huge glowing lobster-like creature:
It seems to have enslaved some humans who are carrying it around on a wheeled contrivance. Despite my fear, I dared to get a little closer, only to find it turning on me!
Somehow, I avoided its huge claws and captured another image of this terrible monster:
At this point, I could stand no more, and retreated to a safe distance, leaving this hideous alien space lobster to wreak whatever havoc it was going to wreak
OK, it’s probably just a singularly bonkers bit of street entertainment, but I like my version
 Unless you happen to work in a shop, in which case you probably want to go home
 Or something like that
 I’m sure that’s what it must be