Hmm, looks like yesterday’s weight may have been a
strange sparkly thing anomaly, err hold on, not that kind of anomaly. I think my running gags are trying to run away, which will probably come as a relief to the hardy souls who read all this nonsense.
Talking of anomalous thingies, I wonder what these people are up to. I’m sure I’ve seen them before somewhere…
 Not to be confused with the Hardy Boys, or indeed Nancy Drew. Much less their short-lived collaboration, whose title I will leave to the reader’s imagination.