Apparently the editor of the Daily Fail has decided to move its corrections column up to the second page, where at least some people will see it. Personally, I think newspapers, and even miserable excuses for newspapers such as the Daily Fail, should be obliged by law to give the same prominence to corrections that they gave to the story they are correcting. And since many of the Daily Fail’s most egregiously in need of correction stories appear in large type on the front page, that would probably be a more appropriate location for its corrections.
Or maybe there should just be a statement on the front of every issue that goes something like:
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
 Which is the politest name I have for the miserable excuse for a newspaper in question
 Or “lies” as they’re more commonly known