Weight and Stuff Report – 28 October 2011

Weight: 221.8 pounds (15 stone 11.8 pounds, 100.6 kg)
Exercise: Probably not

Hmm, up again today, and I’ll predict now[1] that I’ll be even heavier tomorrow, as I’m having that rare experience known as “a night out”. Food will be eaten, drinks will be drunk, as in all probability will I be[2].

As I’m posting this in the morning[3], I can’t show you any pictures I might have taken later today, as that would cause a temporal paradox or something. So here’s one of the developments at Newcastle University.




[1] Not that I’m actually posting this tomorrow, of course.
[2] Just a wee bit, you understand
[3] Look, that’s what the timestamp of the post says, and would it lie?