Well, I am, or so I’m told.
I’ve just been taking a quick look through the numerous spammy comments quarantined by Akismet, partly to see if any genuine ones have been caught, but mostly for the laughs. I seem to be getting a lot of people who want to sell designer boots, someone who apologised for posting a load of links, the usual “your site is wonderful, this post changed my life” things, and this quite wonderful phrase. Is it a slightly borked translation from something into English via Klingon? Or just random wossnameness?