Oh dearie me, I’ve written a megaword

I’ve been expecting this to happen sooner rather than later, and it seems that contact form fixage post sent me over the edge. Yes, according to the General Stats plugin, I have now written over one million words on this site, or, as I’m inclined to call it, One Megaword.

Megaword

Megaword

According to various sources, that’s more than twice the length of The Lord of the Rings, though shorter than Neal Stephenson’s Baroque Cycle, which I need to mutter about at some point.

Or to put it another way, if I’d put all those words into a more coherent form, I might have written a few novels.