Regular readers might recall that I enjoy odd signs. Here’s an example of the local press at its best:
Just how many pies would that be? I mean, some people obviously eat more pies than others, so there could be some ambiguity there….
And I have to admit that I haven’t attempted to translate this sign, but it has to be one of the best I’ve ever seen on a tourist shop:
 Defined as those who actually read the footnotes and complain if any are missing
 So that’s just Shirley, then